Sheep trials. Guilty or not guilty...

.... Of vandalism in the hay?

Guilty as charged I'm afraid.

They're both wearing that expression that children have when they're standing next to something broken, saying:
'I wasn't doing ANYTHING'.

I watched a Simon Amstell stand-up DVD last night before bed.
And then worried, through my insomnia, about whether I should be identifying quite so strongly with a solitary, thin, gay, young Jewish man. (All his words, not mine).

Maybe this explains why I've found it so hard to fit in at the W.I?