The Whole Shebang

So, out to see The Whole Shebang at the Sample Room. Yes indeed, an 8-piece old-time string-band with our chum AJ tucked in at the rear blowing his blues harp. I must say I'd never heard Redneck Woman before, having led a somewhat sheltered life, but I did find myself nodding along.
So, April is upon us. I feel the need to express some hopefulness. As well as some anxiety and trepidation about what the coming months may bring. And once I've mixed all that up, I haven't a clue. I'm a storm tossed sailor. We're all storm tossed sailors! The first revelation of the Book of the Pensioner [portentous music].

Had you going, eh? April fool! Of course I know what's going to happen. Shhh!