Royal Wedding gifts for all the family

Turkish lesson again tonight... aargh... cok zor.

Got tube to Covent Garden for a change and was greeted by touristville shop flogging sellling Royal Wedding useless tat memorabillia.

I particularly like the William & Kate loveheart wedding ashtray or the lovingly prepared white ceramic bell with William & Kate love motif.

I shall be in foreign climes for the wedding...am devastated obviously.