Tales from the Old Mills

By Oldmills

Wild West Wicklaspeediophiles...

Life goes at a different pace here in West Wickla....

Topics are never mulled over.

Just chewed on, toothlessly, endlessly, and end up tasting like peat-aged mutton.

The Officers presented here are, in no particular order, Peadar Fourfingers, Mick "The Mickey" Brien, Tom "The Stud" Nolan, and Tom "Beastiality" Smith.

Draw your own conclusions.

Todays topic was the correct pronunciation of that classic Western booty-call....

"Yee- Haw!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Liz, the Liverpudlian barmaid, says "Yee- Haaaaa!!!"
Tom "The Stud" disagrees, and in his disturbingly sonorous graveyard voice, says...

"No, Liz, its "Yee- HAW!!!!!!!"

A half-hearted, but strangely energetic, row ensues.

The resident techno-geek is called in look up Youtube, and adjudicate.

God bless Tom Mix- most of whose westerns were silent movies.

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