Oldies

"Stand over there Ganny. You'd have ridden behind one of those when you were a girl, eh? Bring back a few memories, eh?"

"...prattling young whippersnapper. Why'd my wee girl have to marry this git?"

"What's that?"

"Nothing dear." soto voce "Git"

"Bit closer Gran!"

WHHOOOOSHHHH

"Git!"