Dulux

The built in roller tray - easy to use, less mess, no tray cleaning.

Total bollocks! What size of roller actually fits into this tray? Dulux please tell me.

I seem to have more paint on me, than on the walls, how come my Dad never gets in a mess?? It's also only 1 coat if the wall you are painting isn't anything darker than cream. rant over.

I would also like to apologise to anyone on the east side of the burgh who had to listen to my rendition of The Pretenders, I'll Stand By You. I forgot that the window was open and the room was empty.