Woodland Idyll with Moocow windsock

This is the bottom of my garden where the fairies live.

Amidst the bluebells and apple blossom, there floats a Moo Cow.

I bought it at Sonisphere last year, including the very hlong pole it's on. It's doing its moocow thing quite near the boundary between us and the posh houses at the back.

What has this to do with teaching? Well, it's a lesson for someone.