A Praying Rodent

Dear Lord,
Thank you for the 5 minutes of sunshine we had today. Thank you for the old guy who lives here that gives me stuff.( Maybe a little more peanut butter on the cracker.) Thank you to whoever discovered Lard, and its many uses. Thank you for making me bigger than most birds, so that can't knock me off my perch. Thank you for trees, telephone poles, and telephone wires. Thank you for my tail that helps me across said wires. Please help me to be not-so-messy of an eater. Amen.

This is one of four things.
1.A prayer
2. A yawn
3. That 2;30 feeling. Time for a nap.
4. Did you ever notice that some people shut their eyes right before they stick the fork in their mouths? You watch. A lot of people do. Maybe squirrels do the same thing.

Four things. Obviously, I took the prayer. I'm glad the little boy likes the suet. It costs me about a dollar a square, and it usually does'nt last a day, so it's a once-a-week treat.