Redneck Battle Cry

I got all fancied up in my finest sleeveless shirt and best sweaty ball cap to go git some groceries. As luck would have it, I found this on the camper shell window of an old Ford in the Wal Mart parking lot. I was happy as a toothless man in a tobacco spitting contest. I saw there were plenty of family reunions goin' on in the aisles there, so I took that advice and got my beer, chips, dip, and duck hunter video and skeedaddled outta there quick as a frog on a hot griddle.