Shrinkled

The boys think that the word 'shrinkled' exists. I suppose the very fact that they use it means it does.

The dictionary disagrees though.

They all agree that the word describes what happens to a grape when you leave it to turn into a raisin.

I think it is a also a word to describe how you feel when you've dressed up as a sailor, consumed too much gin and danced on uneven ground to nostalgic dance tunes in a field until four in the morning.

Well and truly shrinkled.