Sales pitch

Honestly, if I had this little lot on the menu (and no passing trade) i'd be fairly grumpy too.

Translation:

Cookies
Jellies
Pies
Cake

I am at a rave in a field and the dj is playing 'Groove is in the heart' by Deee-Lite.

Things aren't always what they say they are on the tin.

Trades description and all that.