Symmetri-Duck

All hail Symmetri-Duck. The worlds most symmetrical duck.

Actually a Paradise Duck. Or Tadorna Variegata, for the nerdy-swat bird watchers amongst you. Or Putangitangi for the more richly cultural.

Either way she's a noisy pain in the neck if you happen to cross her turf in the middle of the New Zealand bush. But since she's only protecting the kiddy-winks you can't really blame her.

This one's decorating the lawn in front of the office. She isn't painted concrete, I promise.