Subtle camouflage

"Not pretty, the space-cludgie, is it?"
"Not pretty, indeed."
"Maybe if we could distract folk?
"Good idea! Maybe if we put a wee boat with a baby palm tree and flowers in front of it...?"
"Brilliant!"
"But see that woman that took hundreds of photos the day the space-cludgie dropped in from the heavens ...on a big crane ... and thought it was the best thing she'd watched in years? Bet she'll take a photo again and stick it on some fancy website! "
"Well, all publicity's good publicity. And she'll be damn grateful the cludgie's there when she's down on the jetty with the grandweans an somebody gets caught short!"