I scared mummy earlier, by locking her in the bathroom,
so she got her own back earlier when daddy was in the shower!

Feel free to read only one of these versions....!!!!

fernies version
Mummy & I were playing on the bed, when I got off,
I wanted to see what daddy was up too,
Mummy got off the left side with me too,
this is were the door is, I ran off,
soon bored of daddy I ran back,
hang on were is mummy, I look,
not there, I run to my room, OH NO,
gone, totally gone, I run to daddy,
flail my arms, mummy's gone,
I run back to double check but noooo,
she is not there, I run back to daddy,
My little legs flying, shout at daddy,
turn round and there is a teddy behind me,
oo were did that come from, I look at daddy,
I look back at teddy, and OH MY,
there is a tshirt, baffled I run into the room,
nothing, I run back to daddy again and again,
each time something else appears behind me,
Right, enough, this mystery of the missing mummy,
has to be solved, I run further into the bedroom,
towards the window, when OMGGGGGG,
this big scarey thing leaps out at me, whispers, BOO,
I scream, I jump, my lip trembles, I run at it,
ready to attack, when I realise....
Oh mummy, you didn't half give me a fright,
I slap her, as she falls in giggles, then I decide to laugh to,
Soon we hug and make up, bad mummy!!!



Mummy's Version!
plotting revenge on one unsuspecting daughter,
I watch her run to the bathroom,
I dive over the other side of the bed,
missing the radiator by cm's,
I tuck my wobbling butt down and in,
belly crawl to the end of the bed,
using the duvet as a cover of disguise,
I set myself up, use the duvet to allow me a worms eye view,
of dainty feet, running frantically looking for me,
I stifle giggles into the carpet, watch a spider wonder by,
as squeals and annoyed screeches fill my ears,
I occasionally take aim, as random objects,
fly behind the vanishing bottom, her baffled mumbles,
amusing, daddy wondering what the hell,
suddenly feet get pissed off,
towards me they run, I poise ready to pounce,
I see hair, I see a little face, her eyes suddenly wide,
I whisper BOO, watch her arms fly, her body move back,
her eyes shocked, her mouth open wide,
a proper girlie scream, quite like I have never heard before,
come from within, rushing towards me,
I let out a laugh, feeling cruel, I pull her up,
smelling her, kissing, laughing, calling her a daft bugger,
soon giggles fill my ears too, as she pulls and slaps me!

I think we can say we are finally even!!!!!!!!!!! I truely do love my lil fernie so much!