I knew she'd lost weight...

but this is ridiculous!

OK, so it's actually a pinata. I thought they were normally paper donkeys, but this one, as you can see is an over-sized flip-flop. Goodness knows what will be fed into it, probably loads of sweets with e-numbers all over them. Emma could do with eating something a little more substantial - like a real donkey perhaps?

At least she's a little better now and has survived school for the last two days with just one to go before half term.