a whole loaf

that wis a whole loaf of bread, aye,
a whole loaf
Ah broke it up nice an' small, nice an' small, like I seen on telly.

Naw, no ivry day, jist wance a week, jist wance, when ahm doon, when ahm doon. Ah feed them doon wur ah stay, doon wur ah stay. Here there's others, there's others, come, they telt me, a man, a man, wi seeds ivry day. Wi seeds.

Ah tell ye they pudgeons, thur like dogs, like dogs, they'll no stoap. Jist eat, jist eat till they'd burst.

Ma brother, ma brother, he bred racing pudgeons. It was ma joab to feed them ivry morning, ivry morning.

They'll no stoap. They'll no stoap. A whole loaf, aye.

Guid to meet ye. Guid to meet ye. Ah see you like they pudgeons too.