Searching With My Good Eye Closed

Evening all,

Had a good day today.

Not what i'd call my most co-ordinated, gainly, adroit or graceful day really,( actually if i'm honest its not really been the most graceful life up to this point)...

sometimes i'm just too sensitive to the vibrations and pitch of the movement of the earth on it's axis, which is my speak for saying i fall over a lot and drop things!!!

Anyhow this morning due to being harrassed by a whiney cat and unable to see the scissors staring at me in the knife drawer, i endeavoured to open some cat food with a very sharp knife....... first mistake, lot of blood, wobbly legs and desperate hunt for non existant plasters!

Then managed to get one of the belt loops on my trousers caught on a door handle and damn near ripped my trousers in two, all this before i attempted hedge cutting with ladders and electric trimmers,

absolutely no drama there ( i know, we were surprised as well!) but the day was still young!

Foolishly attempted to wash car with aid of number 1 daughter and pressure washer,

i didn't know pressure washers made such a noise when they exploded...

had to use hosepipe after that but wasn't allowed control, that went to number 1 daughter who sprayed everything in the street apart from the cars,

after a long period of time getting dry, picked up my dad to have a lovely sunday dinner, and managed to throw a ful jug of water over him and all the food....

think i'll go to bed now..if i can manage the stairs that is!!

(not my feet by the way!)


Soundgarden