Holy Cow that's a big wave!

I watch mummy, I wait, and wait,
My hand slowly sliding down the wood,
feeling every inch, every nook, scratch and screw,
my mind plots, I look sideways, a smile,
as my plan comes together, I glance back,
wait for mummy to exit, she's out of sight,
I step back, I eye up the enemy,
recall every part I just checked out,
I stepped back once more for luck,
then I ran, and ran I did, full force,
*BANG*
YES Success, stair gate number 2 is beaten,
I don't wait to see if I was noticed,
I leg it, up those stair's, holding back giggles,
Oh yes, here I am round the corner,
and I am up!! the whole house,
is now fernie's! nothing is safe!!

I wait for the shout, as mummy notices me missing,
I hear, I now wait for the foot steps,
here they come, BOO mummy, I giggle and run,
she tries to tell me off, But I say,
she needs to tell the stair gate off,
for being so weak under the fernie hand!!!
I have since tried again, but it seems harder now,
Hmmmm I guess daddy did something to it,
so not fair!!!

I was very torn with this blip!! there was 2 option, one was slowly getting the better comments on fb, then this one won!!!!

the 6 faces of fernie!!!!!!!!!