The weather man states 80 mph winds
The headlines scream storms batter the southwest,
Pictures tell tales of rain lashing down,
The TV shows Royal Cornwall Show getting blown away,
So what does fernie do, well fernie does what fernie does best.....
strips naked, runs into the garden and plays on her slide,
not a care in the world, no dignity, no embarrassment,
Just her naked little butt wobbling round the garden!!
delightful child!!

DISCLAIMER: its not actually that cold here, and its not raining, just a tad windy!! We tried sending her out in clothes, she came back in naked! We give up!!!