Just let me sit here...

Listen up lads, am just gonna rest on this cloud til I get my bearings.
With the Satnav down, I just need to figure out where we are.
Won't take me a mo.

Ok, that must be the Rochdale Canal down there... but why is there a big shiny angel blowing his trumpet on top of that really, really big white church over there?

Heck, that must be the Leeds Liverpool Canal, not the Rochdale Canal.
Er, right lads.... I think it's the other way.