Today I visited a rainforest.

Well actually that's not strictly true, this is in fact about 30ft from my front door.

In the 'misc' section of my statistics page on Blip I'm informed that I mention 'emergency blip' 1413% more than average - so let's call this a
"can't be arsed going out, just want to sit down and hear how my son got on a Cub-camp" type of Blip.

I hope that clears things up for those stat-bods at Blip HQ