Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, episode 14

The Big Bowl Theory: In the beginning there was a big flash of light. Cats were not around because they are not fond of big flashes of light. But the flash created everything a pussy needs and needs to know including food bowls, cat food and eating eccentricities. The bowls were scattered through the feline universe in what is known to them as "The Big Bowl Movement". Universal placement of the bowls created systems and hierarchies which must be observed. As in the seemingly random arrangement of flung shui the "attitude" of the bowl is tantamount to its purpose. Food in the Bowl Prime (the one aligned with the Yow Ling Moon) must be consumed prior to food in those bowls in less significant positions. Because Mirl and Sidd are followers of the GOB (Great Order of Bowls), the food in Bowl Prime is being devoured first (Sidd leads this evenings sacred sequence). Mirl awaits to either finish that which is left in Bowl Prime or to begin on the Bowl of Infinite Patience. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.