"Blip-Flops" Flip-Flops

DD and BB have great taste in flip-flops.

BB told me because they come from Ipanema if I wear them I would become 28 again, 6', tan, handsome, all muscly, hung like a porn star, a porn star, a Latin porn star, filthy rich and charmingly stupid. I can't wait to try them on! Better than ruby slippers! Who wants to go to Oz when you can get laid hourly in Rio?

Big Foot