Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, episode 16

Fur: How It Defines Us. Wearing fur is a good thing. Mirl and Sidd cannot figure out what PETA gets all bent about. Without fur they would feel naked. They never go out without wearing it. What would you have to shed all over the house, stick to Dave's every garment and float around like elements of string theory if you didn't have fur? There would be no need to run the Roomba 24/7. And what would balls be made of if not fur? (Sidd notes with a smirk "Roomba don't do no furballs, Miss Thing!") Back to debating who's fur is softer. Ahhh, kitty vanity! Poor, poor pussies so misunderstood.

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