Dandelion Whine

Sure I would, I'd take the old family recipe & make dandelion wine myself, except I don't have opposable thumbs. But I'd do it if I could.

You, you won't do it, will you? Oh no...you're planning to give me another helping of those little crunchy stars...what do you call it? Cat food? Cat food!

Not even a saucer of milk. I am severely underprivileged, and I do mean severely.