There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
"NO! DIDNT!"

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider
"DIDNT, DIDNT ARRRGGGGGGG"

There was an old lady who swallowed a bird
'DIDNT?'

there was an old lady who swallowed a cat
"JUST A SMALL ONE!'

Dan had to stop reading as total fear had set in by this point