Bit of a pants week

First week of maternity leave, I had grand plans of dumping Daisy at nursery then spending the day watching Living TV
First day Daisy wakes up with 'Crusty eyes' No nursery, trip to doctors for conjunctivitis drops.
That night she is awake all night shouting about a poorly belly. Second day: No nursery, no Living TV.
That night Dasiy goes to bed a treat, I start being violently sick and dont stop all night.
Next day: Hell childcare, poorly belly and no Living TV
Yesterday it all got better, dumped her at nursery and did that freaky pregnant thing of cleaning the whole house and skirting boards with bleach and washed everything we have ever owned.
The washing machine blew up as a result!!!!! AAAARRRGGGGG
Hand washing all day today and still havent watched any crap TV!