Shiny Disco Balls

I have a secret. I lead an exciting double life. When I've had a few drinks, an amazing transformation occurs. I become a disco diva on the dancefloor.

Whilst not everyone appreciates my funky dance moves / staggering (depending on how much I've had), for those few songs I bop about to, I believe I can dance, and in time to the music.

When I left a job in 2001 I was presented with a small shiny disco ball. It's fixed to my dining room ceiling. Most of the time I forget it's even there, but from time to time I'll see it and smile.

To all the aspiring funky dancers, get your dancing shoes on and enjoy your Saturday night fever!