Shopping for bats

So, today as well as getting to ikea when it opened (I know, on a Saturday too!), we went to Decathlon and looked at some if their tennis bats - Mrs BH wants a new one for her birthday. They've got a practice area where you can try them out. Well, that's what she said she was doing when she hit tennis balls hard at me! Being nimble of foot I shimmied out of the way, with a slightly quizzical expression on my face...