The Poond 95 Coronary Artery Speed Regulator...

Do you find your body just works too well? Are you finding yourself embarassed when you run up the stairs to be left all alone while your peers creep slowly up in their elevator?

If so, then the Poond Ninety Five Coranary Artery Speed Regulator is here to help. This handy pocket sized prescription is filled to the brim with the finest in scottish artery clogging materials. We have haggis, bacon, link sausage all topped off with a generous garnish of HP broon sauce and lovingly presented in a fatty gleam. Not only will this fill you up for the day, we guarantee that with regular daily dosage you too can feel more sluggish than you have ever felt in your life.


[c]As part of a calorie enriched diet!!![/c]


Cholestoral-tastic!!!