LSD would make my day seem normal

Ever had one of those days where everything was just... Wrong? I had one of those.
Not bad, wrong. But not as it should be. If I didn't know better, I'd say I was dreaming... Or someone slipped me some interesting drugs during the night.

-I woke up with my head at the foot end of my bed.
-Go out for coffee, thinking that would wake me up. Saw some people who dressed as though they were on LSD... And looking at them made me feel like I was.
-It's winter here in Melbourne, but it was warm ? warm enough to ditch the scarf, layers and boots, and switch to flip-flops, a singlet, lightweight jacket (un-zipped and sleeves up), and I needed my sunnies.
-Go for a walk with a friend of mine to talk music. We did more sunbaking than music stuff... IN WINTER!!!

You're getting the idea that things were a little... Odd?
They got weirder.

This goes in the 'HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!' file.
I saw a door mat.
A doormat on terracotta tiles.
A doormat on terracotta tiles, nowhere near any form of plant.
A doormat on terracotta tiles, nowhere near any form of plant, with weeds growing from it...
Now, I don't just mean a few little sprouts. No. As you can see, there's a mini Sherwood Forrest growing there, with not one, but TWO types of weeds growing.
Intriguing... But kinda gross.

And the day just got weirder from there. I can't even begin to get my head around the rest of it, so I'll just leave you wondering about/grossed out by the doormatweeds.

If I weren't so tired, I'd be tempted to write a really messed up song about this, in the style of The Beatles... So I'll just use some of their lyrics that are... Weird.

"Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob..."
~ I Am The Walrus - The Beatles.