Dutchoak's (not so) Daily

By dutchoak

Enjoy the Plums!

Young Mr. Dutchoak cried out: "Dad, dad, come quick!" At 18, this is the first time he has ever seen a live hedgehog. The ones he knows are those you scrape off the tarmac with a putty knife.

I knew this fellow was here! I saw his excrements on the lawn before and heard him oinking in the bushes.

Later, we found him enjoying one of the fallen plums. Good on you, little hedgehog!

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