gossip

did you hear? Those Spitzis have got some pigs now?

nooo, not again? What I want to know is what happened to the last lot? The dog said they ate them....

yes! Terrible isn't it? and now these ones keep getting out! The stupid people didn't check their electric fence was working before the pigs got delivered!

nooo?!

yes! and now Mrs. Spitzi has been running around all day chasing pigs and making a secure run for them!

oooh, is that why she's covered in pig cac and looks so cross?

yes, I think so. One pig bit her leg so I heard....well, I heard her shout "don't BEEP bite me you stupid BEEP"

oh, well that's no way to talk, is it?

with the children around too.

yes, no wonder those children are so terrible bad, with parents like that.

oh yes, which reminds me - have you seen him today?

yes, with a beard! it's very distinguished isn't it?

no, I think it's horrible!

Mrs. Spitzi likes it you know - do you think he'll keep it?

oh, I doubt it, he always shaves them off in the end, even though she nags hims something terrible bad about keeping it.

Men eh, they don't have a clue!

Shhhh, cockerel's coming, look busy.

OK, see you tomorrow, love!