'Allo 'allo

Listen very carefully ..... I shall say this only once ...
Today we drove the 210 miles to Wales to see my parents, they were on the stage tonight in a shambolic production of "Allo Adieu" - loosely based on the 1980's sitcom Allo Allo, note the use of the term "loosely". This is mum playing Michelle of the Resistance on the right and my dad playing a British airman in the middle.