Struggling to keep up

The number one son has an amazing habit of pressing a variety of buttons on different toys at the most inopportune moment, during conversations which should not be interrupted by some children's song or random quote from a princess or other 'fun chum'. So today it was like the other recent times.

Me on the phone, 'You see, I'm not really sure that if you do want to make a decision like that, you have to think about how it might actually affect other people,'

'Ok guys, sit down, let's all go to school...'

Me at the table, 'That sort of behaviour won't really help the situation'

'Yes, princess you will go to the ball,'

Me gassing on yet more, 'I do not want you doing that again please.'

'Let's go and give ponies some hay, neigh, neigh'

Bad conversation went well, pleasantly well, but I got totally soaked walking approximately 100 yards.

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