"My Goodness.....

.....he's a big boy", said the vet. "Indeed, all the vets say that". A trip to the 'you know where' this morning. We've had a different vet on every visit and they all carefully study Sparky's fur and declare that the faint brown rings in his coat, his abnormal size, and his penchant for attacking us means he's probably got wild cat in him. So re-assuring to know that he's genetically programmed to attack humans.

Elsewhere, I've got a hangover.