What the .....

There I was just pondering my blip, when ......



"Aaaaaaaaaagggghhhhh!"

I looked up and this chap was heading straight at me, I quickly grabbed my camera from the kitchen (he was a long way off), and snapped.

He's now laid out on the coffee table.
He's alive.
Just.
Unconsious but twitching.
I'll keep you posted.