in glasgow you might just paint your shop blue because you like the colour but there's always someone around to take it the wrong way.

the bloke upstairs told the owner to watch no-one set the shop on fire. not very bright for a man who lives in the tenement above.

i am also a big fan of storm doors in glasgow. tall and reassuring and often covered with layers and layers of gloss paint.

worked. worked. and then cooked for the big extra boy's birthday. ate, drank, was merry.