Say Cheese!

What chocolate? I don't see any chocolate?
Missing chocolate? No idea,
Not seen any round here,
why you ask? I really don't know about chocolate,
my face? what about it? its a new facial treatment,
really it is, its so good and tasty,
you should try it sometime,
What is it, you mean this treatment,
Oh, erm, Er, yea would you believe me,
If I told you it was cheese?
No, Oh drat, well that will teach mummy,
for leaving her handbag within my reach!