Small and white?

Well!

What an interesting bug we've had. (I'm sticking with the past tense here.)

We were better...
Then we were worse than ever...
We were better...
Then it was today.
And we haven't had enough energy between us to fight our way out of a wet paper bag!

There was a dead spider in bed.
(Never a happy find. Where had it BEEN before it died?)

And the dog has has two 'accidents' (bladder variety) in two days.
I might have to reasearch canine nappies!
There was an article in the paper talking about 'WWILFING'.
It stands for 'What Was I Looking For' (usually concerning googling. Like when you start with one thing and end up with pieces of cheese that resemble Elvis Presley).

This is a concept with which I am far too familiar.