Joke of the day

My nephew Cohen, aged 6 (so old he thinks) was texting me this morning from his mum's phone. It actually helped me smile before heading to work..
Cohen loves telling jokes so I asked him if he had any, the reply was...
'what do you call a numpty crossing the road?'
The answer being...'Sha'
I could just picture him having a wee laugh sending it and I certainly laughed when I received it.
I love being an auntie, especially mornings like today :)