Oranges are not the only jackets.

This is known at home as the "big orange thing", the target of some derision and abuse, "dad it's bright orange".Bought in last years january sales I couldnt wait to get home to show of my astute buying nounce.Now Mrs Porty G refuses to walk with me on the prom if orangy walks with us.The last laugh is with me of course as I am as snugly wuggly (sorry I have kids) as a polar bear in a parka, and I dont have to keep up with Mrs Porty G's olympic walking pace on the prom.
So if you are ever venturing east side and see a bright flash in front of you, spare a thought it may be orangy out on his own again!!.