Im sad and lonely Ruff, Take me home Ruff Ruff

Went car shopping today with my mother in law. Oh joy of Joys.

Ive decided that car salesmen are basically just car park stalkers and I have added them to my top ten most unlikeable people list.

I apologise in advance to any blippers that are car salesmen but most seem to be pushy, unethical, pushy and pushy. We received the whole range of stereotypical car salesmen today from the david dickonson fake tanned to the young "player"

While she was test driving a corsa, the bairn and I popped next door to the cat and dog home and seen this poor chap. While all the other mutts were jumping up and down and barking like crazy this poor guy was sad all sad and lonely in the corner.

I asked the lady if he could come out for a cuddle, but she says that they wouldnt rehome him to someone with a small child. Eh, who mentioned anything about rehoming him, I just wanted to say hello and have a ruffle of his little ears. Poor Guy, looked miserable.

I have two dogs already and I have no intention of increasing this number, but visiting the cat and dog home never fails to pull at my heart strings.

My eldest dog can count, you go One, she goes Ruff, you go Two, she goes Ruff Ruff, sometimes she gets confused and when you go Five, She goes Ruff Ruff Ruff Ruff, and you have to say to her that she needs another One, Ruff.

I get home and my middle daughter Holly (9) comes through the door crying her eyes out. She is particulary timid at the best of times, but turns out that she accidently stepped out in the road in front of a car on the way home and the guy driving it shouted abuse at her and called her a F****** idiot.

Now fair play, she should have excercised far more road safety than she did, (im not a naive or jaded parent that thinks his kids perfect) but I am absolutely not having that.

As its a small village, he stays around the corner and I feel obligated to go and have a word with him. I am raging when I leave the house but the walk calms me sufficiently enought to be relatively polite and not drag him into the street for a broken jaw.

He apologises but you would think he would have known better considering his wife is the local brown owl.

I have a bash at relaying my oak floor that was ripped up during our flood, but It doesnt quite go back down the same way as when I installed it. Bummer

Todays shot was a tough choice between this chap and a collie dog jumping 6 feet in the air mid flight, but I decided he was a little blurred.