Happy Birthday Darling

I went to the dentist this morning, my worst fear apart from rats, I was litterally in the chair less than 6 minutes while he cleaned them and I was off like a bag of prawns in the sun.

Ruby turned 3 today, I dont know where the time has gone.

We took her to Molly's play centre in ocean terminal where the children are savage ANIMALS.

My little ginja ninja held her own though and I think I may have seen her fight off an over zealous fat kid with a face push and a forearm smash.

If the little brat in the ball pit was to bounce one more plastic ball off my face I think that I may have given up the will to live. Doesnt really surprise me to his behaviour as his father looked the world of warcraft type but had forgotten that he wasnt home alone any more killing dwarfs and had worn his costume to the childs soft play centre.

There was also the obligatory posh and becks type couple, with the perfect hair, designer jeans, designer prams and the perfect child. I took great pleasure when becks bent over and ripped his pants right up the middle. I was able to tell this as three quarters of them were above his jeans.

I have also discovered much to my own pain that wearing a flannel shirt while sliding down a helter skelter twisty chute doesnt mix. It seemed to be building static on the way down and the metal bolt at each intersection a lightining bolt was arking a big blue spark from the toes on my right foot.

I got to the bottom in relief only to grab the exposed metal pole (the foam was loose) for the rest of the static to go to earth. One loud crack, a blue spark and a numb hand later I was very pleased when she had made a little friend that could play with her in my place.

I have therefore discovered that either I store a great deal of static or I may well be one of the next generation of X-men

Once again couldnt decide on a picture for the day, but liked the way this was silohetted against the bright boat. Some will argue that it is a terrible picture technically, but I was drawn to it for today.

Also, seen a couple bits of clever graffiti on the way home that I am going to try to blip soon