Just leave it alone, can't you??

There are some things in life that people just shouldn't muck around with.

I'm not a great Beatles fan, but I'm yet to hear an improved version.

A cornetto is a beautiful thing - mixing streams of popping candy through the icecream with droplets of something luridly coloured over the top doesn't make it better. Not ever.

And a double shot skinny decaf soy macchiato is just a waste of beans.

But if you absolutely have to have pink forget-me-nots, then this is the best I've seen them - hiding away amongst the bulbs.

Look out! If they venture too far out into the open their days may be numbered.

Gosh I'm hard.