Condiment Head

Meet Bill.

I did not set out to photograph Bill. I was trying to shoot Barbara.

As I pointed the camera towards her, Bill swiped away everything between she and I saying, "Let me get this stuff out of your way so that you can get a better shot."

I (annoyingly) said, "I like stuff in my pictures."

That's when Bill picked up the ketchup and mustard and said, "Here's stuff. Will this do?"

Yes, Bill. Thanks.