The incredible diving dog

I thought todays Blip was going to be like yesterdays disaster, until the incident of the incredible diving dog.

Was working this morning and papa bill had the kids at east links farm. Therefore my main sources of constant amusement were unavailable.

So, after a trip to tesco, got home and Connie and I decided that we would take a walk at vogrie with the dogs and have a bit of a chat. (I want to look for conkers too)

Now to explain about our two dogs, smudge can count, but she is an old girl now and just likes to do her own thing. The puppy on the other hand likes to the centre of attention, buzz around your feet and generally be the mad cocker spaniel that she was born to be.

She would make a great gun dog If I was so inclined and one of the few dogs that I know that likes to go out in the fireworks so that she can retrive the sticks falling from the sky. She will fetch anything and we reguraly try and catch her out by throwing the ball into the middle of the farmers corn field (sorry ted)

The farmer may not actually be called Ted, but it reminds me of Ted from the fast show and seems like a good name for a farmer.

Anyways, once again I waffle and digress, so we gets to Vogrie, parks the car and takes a walk throught the woods.

Connie throws a stick in a big deep pond for the puppy, and sure enough she goes sploshing in after it. Nothing surprising about that so far.

However, the stick must have been rotten, or very dense wood as it sank to the bottom of the pond, considerably far away. Good throw for a girl.

The next minute the dog totally disappears and Connies screaming, aaah, aaaah, the dogs drowned, your going to have to rescue her....

Im about ready to strip to my duds for a swim and about 30 seconds later she pops back up with the stick. Brings it ashore, shakes and bounces about until Connie throws it again.

Turns out I have an amazing diving dog. Is this a world first ?????

Passers by were like NO WAY, that dogs dooking for sticks.....

Abbie (co-incidently also my daughters name, but it was the name the dog came with) becomes today..........................

Abbie the Wonder Dog. The latest addition to the X family

Just to recap if you havent been reading previously, I conduct electricity, Abbie the teenager is Psycic, Ruby X is the youngest crime fighter in history and now we have one aquatic dolphin dog and one genius dog that can count.

Once all our powers are revealed, we will save the universe as we know it Jim.....

All we need now is some arch enemies... any takers ?