Engine Notes and Arm Wrestling Little People

I must have over done it at the gym last night as my body is an absolute agony. I think that I have been making involuntary body noises for most of the day.
My left knee is still sore from auntie carol landing on it and my arms havent felt this bad since I arm wrestled that dwarf that one time.

We were in my mates pub in buchlevie for christmas one year and in walked two dwarves and a blonde girl, I was particulary drunk and I went with the christmas cracker that on reflectiion was unfunny and insensitive, "oh look its snow white"....

He can bounding over like a little mini ninja and said "im not happy with that remark", so if I wasnt in a deep enough hole already, I kept digging, and went with the timeless classic, "which one are you then" and proceeded to sing hi ho.....

Well, after that was a bit of a blur, but I remember him getting on the bar stool so he was the same height as me and challenging me to an arm wrestle. Why an arm wrestle I have no idea, its not the usual kind of challenge when you insult a man in a pub, but there you go.

Well, he beat me quite significantly, almost putting most of my right hand through the bar. Now at the time full of drink, not really a problem, following morning thought it had been ripped off using a rusty fork, the little guy had virtually ripped my arm out of its socket.

I have no shame in admitting this episode, I abused a perfectly reasonable person and got my just deserts for it. Spent the rest of the night drinking with Ross I think his name was, although I wouldnt recommend this as a regular ice breaker, he was a cracking lad. I feel relieved he didnt bench press me.....

Got home and Connie has to run out to take Holly to her violin lessons, except she has asked to borrow my car, (an impreza sti) so im particularly nervous about this as she becomes very clumsy when she is barking at the dark side of the moon. (see yesterdays journal for more specifics on this)

I am praying that the big guy upstairs will keep her safe and return her to me in one piece and (I hope that Connie will be alright too.., )

Its like history repeating itself, I wrote a less than supportive hormonal journal yesterday and may well get my cummupence for it when my car comes back minus a vital component like a wing, engine or roof......

What makes it worse is that its a nap Holly will go "you will never guess what mummy did in your car"

Dear Colin Mcrae, if you can hear me now, or you are reading this....please dont let this one crash on the way home......