Dont Jump

work, gym, almost a non journal day

However, went to the pictures to see Killer Elite with Jason Stratham and De-niro which was just amazing. De-niro still has it and Jason Stratham is a god amongst men.

Not that I condone man crushes or anything but he does kick ass and always gets the good looking girl and this film was no exception.

It was all action, had lots of plot twists and it was only mildly confusing which helps. I was at times a bit dissapointed with 70s middle england and some strange looking car number plates.

However, my enjoyment was short lived as Connie, aka Constance Crabbit Chops is being hormonaly imbalanced and I have decided that I shouldnt trust anything that bleeds for 5 days out the month and still lives. You would think that as a father of four girls, two female dogs and a hormonal her indoors, I would have learned to adapt by this time, however no matter how good I think I get, theres always something Ive clearly done wrong.

The most excitement treble C showed was when stratham was on screen and she admitted to the film being vaguely worthwhile as he was in it.

I did once try to sell her on ebay, but got fined for trying to sell human remains unlawfully. (100% true)

I was a bit of a naughty boy and raced a carrera 4 on the way home and I help holly with her animal rainforest shaker which she needs for school tomorrow (the only one of my women folk that does not currently suffer from the terrible afflication of mood swings).

3 new life jackets arrived in the post today ....WOO HOO.... Im really very easily pleased.

Clearly the guy in the photo has a hormonal household and is getting ready to take the plunge into freezing cold water and drown a slow lingering death option rather than being set upon by his dear darling rockweiler.

Either that or he is thinking, I can make a swim for that red thing and spend the night in it, she will never find me here and it will be warmer than it is at home.

Thats not sea birds behind him in the picture, its vultures circling the doomed

We are all doomed, doomed.