One-way to Australia for £2.51

Well, if you happen to be an envelope full of certified copies of my academic transcripts and degree certificate. And happen to be travelling by Royal Mail.

So if Her Majesty would like to ensure that they arrive safely (after all, it is her face on the stamps - that means she's totally responsible, right?), and if JCU would like to give me an offer once my transcripts have arrived safely, that would be marvellous.

Fingers crossed...